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You make $100 per week. Congratulations, you can afford 2 kittens!

DISCLAIMER: Kittens grow up to become cats. You can always mince your cats and turn them into kitten food, and then you can afford even more kittens! Here is a cat to kitten food recipe, but we strongly discourage this behavior.

Kittens are Fun!

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Kittens are Cute!

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Kittens are Soft!

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